Punchline For a Joke

I need a great punchline for the following joke set-ups:

Why did the mattress go to the zoo?

Why did the blind man go to the zoo?

The punchline for joke two can incorporate joke one and the other way

around. Got a good punchline?

Request for Question Clarification bysublime1-ga

Why did the mattress go to the zoo?

He heard about all the 'lion down' there.

Why did the blind man go to the zoo?

He heard about all the lyin' down there – somebody said a mattress

had visited there recently.

Request for Question Clarification bytutuzdad-ga

Why did the mattress go to the zoo?

Because in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.

Why did the blind man go to the zoo?

Because it was 10 scent day.

Request for Question Clarification byhammer-ga

Why did the mattress go to the zoo?

Because he saw a newspaper story about how all the animals were being

put to sleep.

Why did the blind man go to the zoo?

Because he can't read the newspaper.

Clarification of Question byvoytek-ga

Thems be good.

Request for Question Clarification byhammer-ga

Voytek,

Are you willing to accept any of the offerings as an official answer?

– Hammer

Clarification of Question byvoytek-ga

Hammer-

I would like to – but I must admit I'm not sure how to specify which

is the accepted answer.

Request for Question Clarification byhammer-ga

Voytek,

If you like an answer provided by someone whose name is underlined and

blue, such as sublime, tutuzdad, or myself, just say who and we will

post in the Answer box. If your favorite answer is by someone whose

name is not in blue, then it is a free comment. Again, say who, just

so we know.

BTW, I really enjoyed this question. I don't think it's inappropriate

and I hope you continue to post.

– Hammer



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